Enjoy The Ride or Get Of The Bus Hen

Bloomin heck!
What a drama i like to make of everything;
yes indeedy-do!
Here I am, in a position to show work that
I am proud of, work that speaks of an experience
some may share - personally or vicariously, and
here I am moaning about how scared I am!
Well Ms Lesley Annne Turn-the-bloomin-bull
wake up and smell the glorious gum trees then
count your fucking blessings that most
of your problems today are nothing less that quality!!

(Ooo I scare myself when i talk in third person)